I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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