I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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