You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize