So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
How's work?
Spinning.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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