I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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