This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
being pregnant is like rehab
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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