just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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