oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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