I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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