found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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