It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I need to sanitize my soul.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
