if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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