The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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