Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Randomize
