Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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