these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
