I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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