Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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