Barsexuality is the new black.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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