Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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