can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Warsπ
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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