ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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