Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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Spinning.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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