Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
