you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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