Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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