so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Dignity is for republicans.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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