You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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