I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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