We won't sleep together?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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