i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
So here I am, sexting at work.
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