apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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