I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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