so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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