Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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