It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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