idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you