I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Randomize