Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.