I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?