i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!