he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.