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  The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I just saw a hot homeless man

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?

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  And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me

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• (713): View more from Texas

  You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good

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