I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Someone signed my nipple.
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