Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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