you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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