Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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