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New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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