I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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