We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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