Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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