And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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