they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
