Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
