I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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