I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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