Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
my god I love twenty year old dicks
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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