hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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