it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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