i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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