i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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