I'd wear matching sweaters with you
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
