Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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