So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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