what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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