I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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